les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Mike Oxsaw
10:54 Sat May 18
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Stalkers on the thread when they're bored,
I still say that they're best ignored.
Nah! Just have a look,
He's stuck on my hook
Just like that cripple he whored.
In Devon they've all got the shits
Their water supply is in bits.
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arsene york-hunt
8:51 Sat May 18
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It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.
In a 737 MAX
I could sit and relax.
I don't believe these planes are shite.
Stalkers on the thread when they're bored,
I still say that they're best ignored
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joyo
8:44 Sat May 18
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I live in a mud hut
And l've got a big fat butt
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joyo
8:43 Sat May 18
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It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.
Just to get away from Oxbore
As hes rotten to the core
And a real ugly sight
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Mike Oxsaw
8:03 Sat May 18
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lts (sic) terrible to live in Belvedere
Unless of course you're queer
joyo's head, rent free
Is THE place to be
It's empty from left to right ear.
It's time that I booked my next flight,
Boeing will sure see me right.
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joyo
4:59 Sat May 18
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A young girl was shagging her brother
He said "You are just like our mother
Who married Oxbore for a few quid
Because hes an old flid
Incese will get them all in bother
lts terrible to live in Belvedere
Unless of course you're queer
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Mike Oxsaw
3:16 Sat May 18
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Now my waistline\\u2019s getting thick
It\\u2019s much harder to notice my dick.
I feel rather silly,
Not seeing my willy.
Can't tell if it's shooting too quick.
A young girl was shagging her brother
He said "You are just like our mother"
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:25 Fri May 17
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in a camp for the naturist,
A regular punter got pissed
But tragedy struck,
He was hit by a truck
The cunt was certainly not missed
Now my waistline’s getting thick
It’s much harder to notice my dick
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arsene york-hunt
2:08 Fri May 17
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Two Geordie girls took off their tops
They had nipples like organ stops
To the local lido,
For a tan they did go.
Until led away by the cops.
in a camp for the naturist,
A regular punter got pissed
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Helmut Shown
12:47 Fri May 17
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School lunch time we went and bought fags,
And talked of poofs, johnies, jam rags
Gaining sexual proficiency
Reading Health & Efficiency
Before there were top shelf mags
Two Geordie girls took off their tops
They had nipples like organ stops
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arsene york-hunt
7:28 Thu May 16
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A bird from Essex had piss-flaps
That snaped on a cock like bear traps,
Not washing and such,
Caused an unmoist crutch,
So now they are covered with chaps.
School lunch time we went and bought fags,
And talked of poofs, johnies, jam rags
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:55 Thu May 16
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The was a bloke from Montreal,
Who sat around doing fuck all
The bored stiff Canuck
Just didnt give a fuck
So he just sat and stared at the wall
A bird from Essex had piss-flaps
That snaped on a cock like bear traps
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arsene york-hunt
1:25 Thu May 16
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On a beach he decided to sit
But was hit by some seagull shit
The bloke next to him,
His old Uncle Jim,
Was hit by some poop from a tit.
The was a bloke from Montreal,
Who sat around doing fuck all.
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Helmut Shown
1:12 Thu May 16
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Our usual transfer window is grim
Perhaps it’ll be better with Tim
Sully will cheer
With Brady in his ear
Just shows the power of the quim
On a beach he decided to sit
But was hit by some seagull shit
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Hello Mrs. Jones
10:50 Wed May 15
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Sullivan walks into a charity shop
As he can't sell his clothes on Depop
They said his Russian hat
Looked like a dead cat
The whole exercise was a flop
Our usual transfer window is grim
Perhaps it’ll be better with Tim
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Alwaysaniron
8:09 Wed May 15
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Now we can't tell the kids about sex
And some of our posters (well, one, actually) that will vex
So go get the kids toys
dolls for girls, Dinosaurs for the boys
then let Babie get fucked by T-Rex
Sullivan walks into a charity shop
As he can't sell his clothes on Depop
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Mike Oxsaw
6:44 Wed May 15
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A strange bloke I knew called Paul
Fell in love with his 60s Vauxhall.
Balls deep up it's pipe,
Then his knob he would wipe,
On the windscreen...and sadly that's all.
Now we can't tell the kids about sex
And some of our posters (well, one, actually) that will vex
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:51 Wed May 15
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A transvestite geezer called Mick
In the ladies washing his dick.
The size of his schlong
He pulled from his thong
Was the size of a fucking breadstick
A strange bloke I knew called Paul
Fell in love with his 60s Vauxhall
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arsene york-hunt
3:09 Wed May 15
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Are we facing a footballing dawn?
Or will Lopetegui face more scorn?
Will we reach a great height,
Or the usual old shite,
And after bad form will be gorn.
A transvestite geezer called Mick
In the ladies washing his dick.
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Helmut Shown
2:23 Wed May 15
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So Arsenal's fates in our hands which is nice
They're asking for payback for them buying Rice
'afore Moyes mounts his bike
They can wish all they like
we'll be 3-0 down in a trice
Are we facing a footballing dawn?
Or will Lopetegui face more scorn?
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Alwaysaniron
12:08 Wed May 15
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The punters you get at the Lane,
Their chants and songs are so inane.
But they've reached a new low
With their latest poor show
Doing the Poznan is fucking insane
So Arsenals fates in our hands which is nice
They're asking for payback for them buying Rice
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